Stoners just pick band names better. White Witch Canyon. I'm sorry, it just doesn't get much better than that (OK maybe Orange Goblin). This Bay Area-based stoner rock outfit rips into the 'Kan tomorrow night for a little face-slaying at the Cretin Hop. They've got all the stoner rock standards. Chugga-chugga bass lines? Yep. J. Mascis-length guitar solos? Check. More than one member with a neck-beard? Yes, please.

Sunday, March 28 at 7 pm at the Cretin Hop with Reason for Existence, Throne of Malediction, Aftermath, Turncoat and Shrieks of the Impaled. Seven bucks, all ages.